- Not asking a girl out to Prom needs thorough planning (and crazy scheming) so you better put your worst foot forward in order to execute this properly and get a long awaited ‘no’.
- Grab a notebook or go to MS Word or use a typewriter or any writing utensil at all and be sure to list down all your plans first.
- Be sure to note everything she truly abhors (this is the most crucial step).
- Once you’re done planning, buy all the materials needed (if the plan is in need of materials) or if you’re short on cash then use your creativity, go wild with it.
- If you’re as stupid as half of the celebrities worldwide then here are some ideas for you:
i. Ask the teacher she hates the most to do it for you
ii. Throw a brick at her window at night (be sure to break it) with the words ‘Fuck you’ on the front and ‘Prom?’ at the back.
iii. Hire some kidnappers to take her to a crack house where she’ll be threatened to death
iv. Steal all her important things and burn them. Once finished, gather the remaining ashes to form the word ‘Prom?’ in her room.
v. If she has a car, ask her out by painting the magical words on it.
6. Now those are just some ideas for a wonderful surprise, be sure to make up the best (or rather worst) ways to ask her out to prom because in the end – it’s all up to you!