- Not asking a girl out to Prom needs thorough planning (and crazy scheming) so you better put your worst foot forward in order to execute this properly and get a long awaited ‘no’.
- Grab a notebook or go to MS Word or use a typewriter or any writing utensil at all and be sure to list down all your plans first.
- Be sure to note everything she truly abhors (this is the most crucial step).
- Once you’re done planning, buy all the materials needed (if the plan is in need of materials) or if you’re short on cash then use your creativity, go wild with it.
- If you’re as stupid as half of the celebrities worldwide then here are some ideas for you:
i. Ask the teacher she hates the most to do it for you
ii. Throw a brick at her window at night (be sure to break it) with the words ‘Fuck you’ on the front and ‘Prom?’ at the back.
iii. Hire some kidnappers to take her to a crack house where she’ll be threatened to death
iv. Steal all her important things and burn them. Once finished, gather the remaining ashes to form the word ‘Prom?’ in her room.
v. If she has a car, ask her out by painting the magical words on it.
6. Now those are just some ideas for a wonderful surprise, be sure to make up the best (or rather worst) ways to ask her out to prom because in the end – it’s all up to you!
Hello Carl,
I am not sure whether I am going to ask a girl for a prom as the time for me to do that has gone years ago, but I do know that I want to wish you a wonderful New Year. I know that it is the 13th of January, but I hope it is not too late. May 2013 bring you more happiness, love, and success.
Also, I would like to thank you because you continue following my blog. I hope my blog posts do not disappoint and that your visits in there have been a joyful ride. Thank you again, many blessings and much love to you, Carl.. :-)
Subhan Zein
Hahaha Carl, you are funny. As a girl who was never asked out to prom, I’m pretty sure that I would have said no to any of those methods. However, you might be surprised at your success with a simple “Would you like to go to prom with me?” :) A lot of girls are just wishing someone would ask them.